Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

All paths lead me to you.

I have looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God recognizes I will do this and forgives me.

But then, as far as I know, as far as I've studied or heard or picked up, it seems that this type of thing is a curse against mankind.

I organized Sweet Honey In The Rock in 1973. The music was sanity and balance.

I just want to inspire all those people who gave up and said 'I quit,' Never give up!

All children can do things to help, whether how big or small - by donating toys or lending a hand in the community.

Parents with meager means have the same aspirations for their children as other parents. Children from poor families have the same needs as other children.

I know I'm the No. 1 quarterback for the Washington Redskins, and that's all that matters in my heart. That's all I wanted. I wanted a team that wanted me, and I found that.

They want us to give up another chunk of our tribal land. This is not the first time or the last time.

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo