Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If we lost everything except for the clothes we stood up in, would we turn to each other and think....How lucky we really were?

That way you can be certain to learn something you didn't know previously.

Donald Trump said it was his idea for [Sarah] Palin to bring up her son at the rally.

The power of intention is a critical factor in all areas of life. Simply by intending to create synchronicity in your life, you can nurture that result.

A belief is really only a thought that you keep thinking.

People get together and go to the movies or on hikes, but everyone maintains their own independent domicile.

No word is capable of carrying the impulses one wants to send with it.

I don't know how the heart withstands it.

Sometimes just watching a person doing the things they would only do at home lets you know who they really are.

The stronger you stand on your principles, the easier it is to fight. The first time, it's tough, but the second time, it's always easier. You just have to push for your rights.