Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Be happy that after living so many lives, I finally found something to die for

You won't ever be totally gotten by any human. That's part of the fun.

We can write the new chapters in a visual language whose prose and poetry will need no translation.

We need to be free if we are to love.

We want playmates we can own.

The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

She's got the whole dark forest living inside of her.

The experience of our generation: that capitalism will not die a natural death.

Philosophy has a great sort of appeal in terms of an artistic or aesthetic organization of concepts. It's a conceptual art.