Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.

Whatever be the calling name the emotion and love hidden in it is same

Nobody has a right to speak more clearly than he thinks.

I want my kids to be curious, to be interested in a lot of things, to be confident, and to feel they belong in any number of situations.

What I ended up doing was becoming an actor who didn't mind doing other people's words.

Some say vegetarianism is an alternative diet, but it is the original diet, the plan designed by God.

The Child Custody Protection Act makes it a federal crime to transport a minor across state lines for the purpose of obtaining an abortion.

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

I don't really watch too many movies. I don't have the patience usually to watch one, one and a half or two hours in a row.

Thus the radii of all education run together into one center which is called personality.