Life is a series of dogs.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

Christians believe their God gave us all free will - strange that for over 2000 years, they have tried to take that choice away.

Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage, and she'll feel the same way.

Life is a balance of hanging on and letting go.In the moment, shut down the mind and let intuition give you the answer. Have no regrets.

Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor, and common sense and kindness.

What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most.

We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.

If you want to learn about the whole government and how it operates, the Appropriations Committee is the best place to learn it.

I did see the Soul Train picture. That was interesting. I've heard all the jokes. I had it coming.

There's a path from your HEART to mine.