Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

Every day you need to do something about your purpose of life

How can one fall in love? For me, love can only be uplifting...

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own.

In France a woman will not go to sleep until she has talked over affairs of state with her lover or her husband.

Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can't see it first, no one else ever will.

I have never had a great love of the music business, I never have.

In 1998, Artnet was the site that convinced me that if my writing didn't exist online, it didn't exist at all. It showed me criticism's future.

In Las Vegas, people know that the odds are stacked against them. On Wall Street, they manipulate the odds while you are playing the game.

I have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.

Help me always to speak the truth quietly, to listen with an open mind when others speak, and to remember the peace that may be found in silence.