It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.

To die on a dying Earth - I'd live, if only to weep.

The pimp has a grin, never a smile.

If death is necessity life is a choice

We cannot remain consistent with the world save by growing inconsistent with our past selves.

A writer is rarely so well inspired as when he talks about himself.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

In spring, nature is like a thrifty housewife ... taking up the white carpets and putting down the green ones.

One man with truth on his side is stronger than a majority in error, and will conquer in the end.

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success.