I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

I don't think sleeping with you is going to solve anything, " she said, stopping at the guest bedroom door."I don't really care what you think.

Perhaps we are all fictions, father, in the mind of God.

The world of those who are happy is different from the world of those who are not.

The positive aspect of my negative view is essentially that you shouldn't own cash and government bonds, but you should be in assets like real estate or equities or precious metals or in commodities.

Violence has never prospered, you can't remake the world in a day. Anyone who promises to change everything for you all at once is either a fool or a rogue!

I've had all kinds of experiences with God in terms of revelation through a still, small voice or dreams or coincidences.

Atheists have an excellent longevity record because we have no place to go after we die, so we take good care of ourselves and our world while we are here.

Be confident in yourself, in your abilities, and in your goals. Then go for it.

Thank you, Shay. (Syn) For what? (Shahara) For looking into the eyes of nothing and seeing a man you could love. (Syn)

Don't wish. Don't Start. Wishing only wounds the heart.