It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students."Don’t let it worry you, " said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

The living self has one purpose only: to come into its own fullness of being.

Reporters trade in pain. It sells papers. Everyone knows that.

A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

If there is anything which it is the duty of the whole people to never entrust to any hands but their own, that thing is the preservation and perpetuity of their own liberties and institutions.

You have to put your own oxygen mask before you put on others... It's a good metaphor for parenting

I take [all slings and arrows] for our movement so that we can have our country back.

One trophy is good, but two are better. That way, when a hero wears his medals on his chest, at least his steps are level as he walks by.

The richest author that ever grazed the common of literature.