Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.

A wise man's sorrow is better than a fool's happiness.

And I really believe good journalism is good business.

There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool; So she put it to boil, by the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.

When I get to the Good Place I will continue to fight the Devil even harder.

It is veneer, rouge, aestheticism, art museums, new theaters, etc. that make America impotent. The good things are football, kindness, and jazz bands.

To make money in New York, you have to add gigs when starting out, so while I was acting quite a bit, I would do modeling.

Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.

I don't think there is any difference between fantasy and reality in the way these should be approached in a film. Of course if you live that way you are clinically insane.

Investors should invest on what they know. The biggest mistake is to invest on what they don't know.