Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Wars have a way reinventing people. And making too many things disappear.-Sonia

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.

My country has been very good to me I must be good to my country.

I'm not unknown, yet I'm not super famous where I can't go anywhere.

The temple is a place of holiness. It is the most sacred and holy place on earth and should be treated with the greatest degree of reverence and respect.

No woman on this whole earth can please me and cook for me and socialise and talk to me like my American black woman.

Get people to sing together and they'll act together too.

Contentions for trifles can get but a trifling victory.

Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!

Writing is a spiritual path. It helps you listen to your heart, trust your inner guidance, and live your life full-out.