In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

When he came in first, he was happy to find all sorts of meaning in the results.

Those who believe in quality produce quality goods.

That everyone may receive at least a moderate education appears to be an objective of vital importance.

Is there intelligent life on Earth?

I say that home is where there is a chair and a glass.

It may seem that every time someone offers you a hand up, they just let go and you slip further down.

We have been getting rich by depleting all our natural stocks - water, hydrocarbons, forests, rivers, fish and arable land - and not by generating renewable flows.

I only get ill when I give up drugs... I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.

Learning from other people is what music is all about.

Perfect form is the most important thing to have a perfect body, it's impossible to make a painting with a big brush