If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

I didn’t want to upset my loved ones, but I couldn’t carry this alone.

You are the greatest wife of all times and I love you so much more’ said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita

When your enemy's making mistakes, don't interrupt him.

She wondered why she’d ever thought trusting someone who wore that much eyeliner was a good idea.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking

I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.

The frightful engines of ecclesiastical councils, of diabolical malice, and Calvinistical good-nature never failed to terrify me exceedingly whenever I thought of preaching.

Let's just say that I have a tendency if I am uncomfortable in a situation to speak my mind.

A lot of people didn't get to see Butler's skills throughout the course of the season.

By what standard of morality can the violence used by a slave to break his chains be considered the same as the violence of a slave master?