If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Ik kwam er achter dat ik er mijn hele leven heus niet naar had verlang om te leven - als wat anderen doen tenminste leven genoemd kan worden - maar wel om mezelf te kunnen uitdrukken.

No one should ever be punished for feeling love.

I must choose to cease from suffering or to cease from loving.

A woman only needs one pair of shoes for an outfit. But God, you've got to get it just right.

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire.

You have setbacks in your life, and adversity. You can be discouraged about it or have courage to get through it and be better.

Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.

Our great symbol for the Goddess is the moon, whose three aspects reflect the three stages in women's lives and whose cycles of waxing and waning coincide with women's menstrual cycles.

All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg.

Another show I really enjoyed working on was Raising The Bar. I did four or five episodes of that show.