If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

You will only become significant in life, by solving the unique set of problems only you and your mission are meant to solve.

I will not keep quiet until a revolution is started to fight ignorance and superstitions in the church of the lord Jesus Christ and in the nation of my birth.

So when I had to make a decision whether I would like to do honors degree course in Islamic studies and Malay studies too, so I thought Islamic studies would be good.

It is always delightful when a great and beautiful idea proves to be consonant with reality.

You see, I have only such a fugitive awareness of things around me that I always feel they were once real and are now fleeting away.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Whenever the word is rightly preached, and attentively heard, it never fails to bring forth fruit.

Dark comedy is very difficult. You have to bring the audience in and push them away at the same time.

If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are.

If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you!