I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

You have to bring relevance to people before teaching them the ways of Christ

Why did you leave my hand? I’ve never felt so good, she thought. I felt good too, he thought.

My loss may shine yet goodlier than your gain When Time and God give judgment.

We're not on a journey to a goal, the goal is with us changing with us.

The thing that bothered me when I was in college was that I saw myself rejecting the way of life that got me to where I was.

I want to declare my Citizenship in the Kingdom of God and my allegiance to His Kingdom and His City!

Many, affecting wit beyond their power, Have got to be a dear fool for an hour.

But the single overwhelming reason why jails are bursting is longer sentences given for more crimes.

Our emotions are the way we experience the world. They are never wrong. It is only the conscious mind mismanaging that gets in the way.

Strip clubs are the only place the band can go if we want to have a drink. You're left alone because the last thing the people there care about is us.