I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

My heart balloons with admiration for these talented artists, which I so desperately want to be

To not do what you can to protect someone, that's cowardly.

I would say that what's been mobilized to this point - something on the order of several hundred thousand soldiers are probably, you know, a figure that would be required.

You can never escape me. Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I KNOW pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you.

I put the sweat of my life into this project, and if it's a failure, I'll leave the country and never come back.

Prayer is so mighty an instrument that no one ever thoroughly mastered all its keys. They sweep along the infinite scale of man's wants and God's goodness.

I would rather die for Christ than rule the whole earth.

The most frequent promise in the Bible is ‘I will be with you.’

It's a life's journey of finding ourselves, finding our power, and living for yourself, not for everyone else.

I think a lot of women feel like they have to choose between making movies or making a family.