I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Use your time to gain knowledge

Florrie smiles with unmoderated joy, because she can't see that most people bank their happiness like it's something you might run out of

Hedge funds have made massive leveraged credit bets, knowing that their upside is billions in fees and their downside is millions in fees.

The designer of today re-establishes the long-lost contact between art and the public, between living people and art as a living thing.

A little science. A little magic. A little chicken soup.

That's a rather flippant quote "drinking and writing bad poetry" from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years.

As long as I am this or that, I am not all things.

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

I think he'll reach 1000 goals, but he'll never overtake my total. (on 40-year old Romario)

You can't send a girl in to do what a lady can do.