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Woody Allen Quotes: If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
         

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.


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This page presents the quote "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.". Author of this quote is Woody Allen. This quote is about god, life, humour,.