God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Where men can't live gods fare no better.

Please all, and you will please none.

But those with shattered souls find it very difficult to speak.

I've never seen a Lindy Hopper who wasn't smiling. It's a happy dance. It makes you feel good.

Women are always being tested ... but ultimately, each of us has to define who we are individually and then do the very best job we can to grow into it.

That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine.

For a shining mind and a shining body, you need nature, not gilding or silvering!

It is with complete allegiance to the cause of racial and social justice and the NAACP that I step aside from the Presidency and pass the baton to my Vice President, Naima Quarles-Burnley.

Hold onto your dreams 'cause they're always worth havin'. Hold on to your dreams til the day your life is said and done.

As an actor, I like as much time with the material as possible and given the opportunity, time spent with the other actors in the scene. But that is a rare luxury in working in any TV series.