I was able to make the jump to theaters without having a TV show. My passion for getting a TV show just plummeted. It was like I had already achieved what I wanted to achieve.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Everything in my environment is offering me feedback, if I will only listen.

When you believe, incredible things happen. You set divine forces into motion.

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself

I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.

We women of America tell you that America is not a democracy. Twenty million women are denied the right to vote.

It seems to me that I never grow unless I'm actually working with other actors who have shed whatever shell it is that keeps them insulated from each other.

Workouts are like brushing my teeth; I don't think about them, I just do them. The decision has already been made.

I've also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE.