Jase Robertson Quotes

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.