I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever.

For when you look at the ceiling, or down at the floor, when the trouble's before you, you're begging for more.

Anyone who says there is not a change in weather patterns is denying reality.

As a rule people don't collect books; they let books collect themselves.

Beware of meat twice boiled, and an old foe reconciled.

I am who I am who I am who am I Requesting some enlightenment Could I have been anyone other than me?

I am a very selfish person.

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

Classicism becomes avant-garde when everyone else is doing their utmost to develop new stylistic forms. And I think it's healthy to return to classical forms.

Experiments work when, and only when, they call into action cognitive capacities that might reliably deliver the conclusions drawn.

Quick enough, if good enough.