I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever.

Choose your friends carefully. They are a reflection of you.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

The ruthlessness of the godly invalidated their claims of virtue.

How can thoughts hurt so much when they aren't even physical?

You can't listen to all that language and filth without it affecting you

[W]e are almost always in one place with our minds somewhere quite other.

All I knew when I moved to Nashville was that I wanted to make music in whatever shape and form I could.

The limits to innovation have nothing to do with creativity, and nothing to do with technology. They have everything to do with management capability.

One day I'll be old, dead, forgotten. And at this very moment, while I'm sitting here thinking these things, a man in a dingy hotel room is thinking, "I will always be here."

My goodness, there's nothing that feels better than to meditate, than to get quiet, and then to be at peace, and to tell someone you love them.