I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion.

You've written three lines" "Three carefully considered lines,"Xavier objected. "Quality over quantity, remember

Thomas Gravesen thinks he's broke his hand, but I told him that you play football with your feet and not your hand.

I will love you all my life and when I die I will still love you through eternity and beyond.

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

I am a fierce patriot, and I try to be outspoken about my beliefs.

Right now, I have no idea what I will write or if I will write again.

Very urgent measures need to be taken, and without much delay, in dealing with the ongoing destruction of the environment.

I always think, after the second glass of wine, you should be putting something in your stomach.