I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

You cannot play the piano well unless you are singing within you.

September and October of 2008 was the worst financial crisis in global history, including the Great Depression.

One half was like, I hope this doesn't affect it, and the other half was like, it's great that people know I did a Beyoncé record.

We must be devoted to sound principles in word and deed: principle above party, principle above pocketbook, principle above popularity.

France has a very important relationship with Germany. But that does not mean that we agree about everything or that two of our universities or companies are not going to compete.

You will die and it will all be over. You will die and find out everything or cease asking.

I think KISS has always been about celebrating self-empowerment. Celebrating the idea that anything is possible with determination and hard work.

I always thought of myself as a later bloomer, so I like some of my work more later than earlier.

We must not confuse the present with the past. With regard to the past, no further action is possible.

Don't get me wrong - what we do is important. But it is infinitely less important than what Jesus has done for us.