I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

I think that, often, the people who can make you happy are right there, and having them in your life would make your life better, but you can't see how to do it.

My mission is to tell the story of the birth of ourselves as a universal humanity, awakening all of us to our unique opportunity to participate through our own conscious evolution.

I'm one that likes to collaborate. I love feeding off the creative energy, and it only makes me better.

What we wish, that we readily believe.

Democracy: a festival of mediocrity.

Culture of life is really important for a country to have if it's going to be a hospitable society.

I shift, an infinitesimal movement, towards him. It is like the leap from a waterfall. I do not know, until then, what I am going to do.

Methodology gives those with no ideas something to do.

I'm just not that fascinating a person to have had all those lives that I've written about.

It is important to realize that in physics today, we have no knowledge of what energy is