I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Ease off the martyr throttle.

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.

I still can't believe, " Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

I mean it, " I said. "You're in danger.""Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.

Doing nothing is also an action

I refer to them as miracles-although some may call them fortunate circumstances-because I believe there are no accidents or surprises with God.

Public reformers had need first practice on their own hearts that which they purpose to try on others.

Pacifists should stress more and more that it is the rule of law for which they are fighting.

..to change something you do not understand is the true nature of evil.

If we can't be cordial to these creatures' fleece, I think that we deserve to freeze.

Keeping quiet means being without any techniques, effort or intention to meditate... not following the thought stream.

Those who still believe the Brahmins should take a serious note of the changing times and start leading an awakened life.

I've always written very tightly, and there's a good reason for that. There's no point in using words that you're not going to apply.

What we are looking for is managers who are awake enough to alter the world as they find it, to make it harmonize with what they and their people are trying to accomplish.