But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Ease off the martyr throttle.

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.

I still can't believe, " Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.

I mean it, " I said. "You're in danger.""Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.

Education always precedes experience but Your real victory is when you Experience something you haven’t been educated for and you Excel.

Be prepared for a bit of a stinker! My little lambs always start bleating when told they're not going to Heaven.

I have so much more confidence in myself now than I ever did before.

You want a leader, Western leader, English-speaking? Mitt Romney.

Real love cannot be silent in the face of injustice.

Stay awhile that we may make an end the sooner.

Forward, men, and mix with them.

The Church used to absolve sinners; today it has the gall to absolve sins.

Taking a moment and a deep breath. Im truly thankful for everything life has shown me so far in my 20 years. I am so blessed. Just wow.

Good fashion is evolution, not revolution.