I still can't believe, " Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Ease off the martyr throttle.

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.

I mean it, " I said. "You're in danger.""Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.

Ten books in and the Red Stone Security series is still going strong because of you, my wonderful readers. Thank you.

Love and delight are better teachers than compulsion.

The belief in creation as the background of empiricomathematical [sic] science - that seems strange. Yet the ways of thought, human thought, in its search for truth are, indeed, very strange.

You know what's funny about movies? You can watch one, and then you watch it again at a different stage in your life, and you understand different messages from the same film.

Everything has a price, including both success and failure. Choose either one and be prepared to pay the price.

Please don't worry. I will always come for you. I won't let you go until you understand that." "Then I refuse to understand," she said.

We can never understand. We can only try, fumbling our way through the tunneled places, reaching for light.

I'm a perfectly good carrot that everyone is trying to turn into a rose. As a carrot, I have good color and a nice leafy top. When I'm carved into a rose, I turn brown and wither.

It's true what people say - that actors are the closest thing there is to children. They play.

Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.