Ease off the martyr throttle.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.

I still can't believe, " Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.

I mean it, " I said. "You're in danger.""Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.

Celebrate life as it is, let it go to find out what it could be.

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.

My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.

Love is a fragile, useless thing. It decomposes easily in the tropic heat.

Perhaps despair is the only human sin.

All my life I have fought against prejudice and intolerance.

I don't have one regret.

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don’t have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

Intellectually I'm probably a Republican.

There is no faith, without a critical mind