I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

If we long for our planet to be important, there is something we can do about it. We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers.

It doesn’t cost much to be Happy if the currency of your heart is the blowing of the breeze and the swaying of the trees.

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties.

When you open a book it's like going to the theater first you see the curtain then it is pulled aside and the show begins.

Whether by pill or invasive surgery, abortion is never good for women.

God’s plan and His ways of working out His plan are frequently beyond our ability to fathom and understand. We must learn to trust when we don’t understand.

God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature.

It is only by frequent deaths of ourselves and our self-centered desires that we can come to live more fully.

We must never forget that it is through our actions, words, and thoughts that we have a choice.