Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

In this atmosphere Where you have to go perennially crazy only to survive, Which auspicious moment should I choose to become mad?

Let me be your shield, let me be your wall. I'll always be there, even when you fall!

Is the murk which lives inside me, actually a dead star?

Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.

Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?

Nations, like men, have their infancy.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

There can be no vulnerability without risk; there can be no community without vulnerability; there can be no peace, and ultimately no life, without community.

My grandmother was very fierce and gruff. She was quite small, but she was very wide.

I only have one why, and my challenge is to make sure the things I say and the things I do remain consistent for as often and as long as possible.