I'm not a big raised stage fan.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

Like so many women for whom money has always been provided without their understanding how, she was prepared to be a thorough and irresponsible plunger.

....life is the work of the spirit trying to have a human experience.

I'm glad to be here. I'm glad to be anywhere.

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!

The shovel is the brother to the gun.

All beauties are to be honored, but only one embraced.

Don't focus on the good old days, look forward towards the good new days.

With warning hand I mark Time's rapid flight, From Life's glad morning to its solemn night; Yet, through the dear Lord's love, I also show There's light above me by the shade I throw.

God gives all men all earth to love, but since man's heart is small, ordains for each one spot shall prove belov?d over all.

We want lives of simple, predictable ease-smooth, even trails as far as the eye can see-but God likes to go off-road.