I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

If you don't mind them and accept that they don't like you, you'll see that you won't return the negativity.

The doctrine of original sin is the doctrine according to which divine forgiveness makes known the accidental nature of human mortality, thus permitting an entirely new anthropological understanding.

Sunrise gave birth to our love.

As the river enters into the ocean, so my heart touches Thee.

My work is mostly influenced by the concrete circumstances of our daily lives.

Technical problems can be remediated. A dishonest corporate culture is much harder to fix.

I do not know what I think until I write it.

The form most contradictory to human life that can appear among the human species is the "self-satisfied man."

Smile, the worst is yet to come.

The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.