I really don't like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it's not fun. I'd rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Love people who hate you and their hatred won’t get grounds to gain roots.

Over-mastered by some thoughts, I yeelded an inckie tribute unto them.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

If it tastes really good, and it's funky, it's funkalicous. If the guy making it is funky, he's funkintacious.

So you can't judge the character you're playing ever.

Money is a good servant, a dangerous master.

Violence, whether spiritual or physical, is a quest for identity and the meaningful. The less identity, the more violence.

By penetrating to the core of our own being, we can make contact with the consciousness at the center of the universe.

I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.

There is an element of delusional obsession in the French political elite's preoccupation with the notion that France is still a global power.