Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

Jesus had the ministry of light (knowledge).

In my gut-wrenching honesty and by acknowledging our big, big God, I found peace.

Growth is one of the most natural process of life

If you make action movies, the critics will savage you, and then your movies are outdated the following week with the new wave of special effects.

True architecture exists only where man stands in the center.

If you act your faith, you may look foolish for five minutes; but if you don't act your faith, you may be foolish forever.

Many of us are frightened to look within ourselves, and fear has us put up walls so thick we no longer remember who we really are.

But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more dissolutely.

I think celebrity endorsements hurt politicians.

I would rather create a precedent than find one.