I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Eastlake High makes Buffy's hellmouth look like a crack in the sidewalk.

For our Hogwarts is in danger from external, deadly foesAnd we must unite inside her or we'll crumble from within

However, the models also predict unambiguously that the atmosphere is warming faster than the surface of the earth; but all the available observational data unambiguously shows the opposite!

Of course I want to be [prime minister].

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.

That was very rude of me.” “Think nothing of it. You’ve done worse.

You have people telling you how good you are and all of a sudden, you might start believing it and forget what it takes to be good.

I believe the day is done. Whether it's been the best day or the worst, it's over; let it go.

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

A young man must let his ideas grow, not be continually rooting them up to see how they are getting on.