I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work really hard to not trade on it in any way.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The strong are suppose to protect the weak and sometimes the strong are the weak.

now i can get them teeth

I don't go into a fight mad. I go into a fight like it's my birthday. I love what I'm doing.

I do not want to found anything on the incomprehensible. I want to know whether I can live with what I know and with that alone.

Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.

On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a learning curve. We now know our limits.

Child-care costs are now the largest family expenditure in much of America, even exceeding the cost of housing.

What does true even mean when it comes to a face? Only souls are true, and when you spill them to the air they melt away.