After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

A strong work ethic is a form of accountability, because it involves keeping a promise to one's employer. It is not the same thing as workaholism.

God knows, people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp-following eunuchs of literature.

[On not reading newspapers:] If something important happens, your mother calls you.

You cannot invent an algorithm that is as good at recommending books as a good bookseller.

Miracles is the sort of book that once you've read it you'll wonder where it's been all your life

One of the reasons I'm so proud of my mother is she took her skills of over a 40 years photographic career and translated that to a film.

Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas, but Im just trying to add things up.

The depth, width, ferocity, and immensity of God is seen most spectacularly in the gospel of Jesus Christ.