As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

Poetry, will you show me where your words find peace?

You can't be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing.

Stop – Unplug – Escape – Enjoy.’ This is the message of the Priory, and the key to enjoying a peaceful and rewarding life.

There are men who can write poetry, and there are men who can read balance sheets. The men who can read balance sheets cannot write.

I love to be casual and comfortable, but I also love the easy glamour of wearing jewelry all the time.

I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.

If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.

Let a man practice the profession which he best knows.

And I think one way or another it's evident to those who work with me that as a writer, a director, a friend, as somebody's there that's very anxious to get the movie made.

Whenever God wakes in us, our thinking becomes clear - nothing is missing.