I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Science fiction films are not about science. They are about disaster, which is one of the oldest subjects of art.

Don’t go, ” said Cedric. “Murder has made you practically one of the family.

It can be hard in this business, especially when you're very young, to figure out who you can and can't trust.

Riches are but a means, or instrument; and the virtue of an instrument lies in its use.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

All that is obvious detracts completely from all that is not.

All my lyrics are open to interpretation by the individual and imply many different meanings, therefore their relevance is purely subjective.

There's a reason Tony Stark makes fun of 'Thor,' and mentions 'Shakespeare' in the park in 'The Avengers.' It's great to play high drama and comedy alongside a modern story.

Lara's done very well recently and I never had any doubts about the abilities of Lara or Waugh.

Great leaders give everyone something to believe in, not something to do.