Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.

To achieve greatness, feel grateful for what you have.

You may not have money, you may not have medicine, you may not have miracles, but you do have words, and they can produce life, or death depending on how you use them.

men are comfortable around strange women, but women are rarely comfortable around strange men.

Doctor Copeland belt old evil anger in him. The words rose inchoately to his throat and he could not speak them. They would listen to the old man. Yet to word the reason they will not attend.

Perhaps we were friends first and lovers second.But then perhaps this is what lovers are.

The real offence as she ultimately perceived was her having a mind of her own at all. Her mind was to be his - attached to his own like a small garden plot to a deer park.

This country is armed to the teeth, and none of these African states could begin to attack South Africa.

The way I see it, you can either work for a living or you can fly airplanes. Me, I'd rather fly.

Great leaders encourage leadership development. By openly developing themselves