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Norm MacDonald Quotes: I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
         

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.


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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.



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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.



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