I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I hate the day, because it lendeth lightTo see all things, but not my love to see.

Life is a chaotic gives who will not add nothing to it and deprives who want to add to it

You can come if you want, but I'm going with or without you.Unless you're scared?

Kardashian Kollection for Lipsy will have some amazing standout pieces like a full-lace jumper and metallic sequin jackets.

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters?

We are all interconnected in a web of kindness from which it is impossible to separate ourself.

If your company disappeared, would it leave a gaping hole that could not easily be filled by any other enterprise on the planet?

Striving humbly but heroically to live by what is good, true, and noble in the midst of - and in spite of - the modern climate.

It is a foolish prince who entrusts the safety of his lands to hired men.

In our view, derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction carrying dangers that, while latent, are potentially lethal.