I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Даже и най-скъпият часовник има само 60 минути в час

Water is not frightened of the ocean. Light is not frightened of the Sun.

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.

When you are public figure, you're an athlete or actor, that is your job to speak out on certain things. I think you speak out on what you desire to speak out on or your passionate about.

Give the park police more ammo.

If I see someone I'm in awe of I'm like, 'Oh my God. Oh. My. God.' But on the outside I'm very calm. I'd never run up and hassle anyone.

So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less.

Everybody else is afraid to fail. I do not really care because when I fail, I try something new.

I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field.