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I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.


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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.



I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?



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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.



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Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.



All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another



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Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.



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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.



Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.



There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

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The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to sell our movies in China (and) they don’t like Kevin Hart.’



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The right tools are just as important as the makeup itself.



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A song is a song and, if I am emotionally connected to do it, whether it is sad or not sad, I am going to chase that song.



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Therefore a victorious army first wins and then seeks battle; a defeated army first battles and then seeks victory.



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Those who know me would tell you, 'Moily can't be cowed down.' I have plans to enhance domestic oil and gas production.



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Where do you get the gall to call the people who died in 9/11 technocrats when you sit around and get a $90,000 paycheck from the government you purport to hate?




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