I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

To be logical is very illogical.

True friends celebrate your success and share your grief!

I believe my theory of relativity to be true. But it will only be proved for certain in 1981, when I am dead.

It should be the historian's business not to belittle but to illuminate the greatness of man's spirit.

But I think that what you'll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren't thinking about you at all.

It has long been recognized by public men of all kinds. . . that statistics come under the head of lying, and that no lie is so false or inconclusive as that which is based on statistics.

The Word is living, being, spirit, all verdant greening, all creativity. This Word manifests itself in every creature.

Changing behavior is less a matter of giving people analysis to influence their thoughts than helping them to see a truth to influence their feelings.

I don't want to be a big star. I just want to get my message across.

Nothing in its essence is one way or the other.