I'm a rather decisive type.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

I wonder if other mothers feel a tug at their insides, watching their children grow up into the people they themselves wanted so badly to be.

A prayer and positive affirmation are the keys for a divine intervention in any situation.

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

Ethics is a detergent word, used time and time again to clean consciences without scrubbing.

What you're thinking about is what you are being.

To make intercession for men is the most powerful and practical way in which we can express our love for them.

There was a certain amount of discipline, I think; my parents wanted to be sure that I was not just sitting around doing nothing.

None are happy but by anticipation of change.

Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.