I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Be a person that radiates happiness with her every movement and enlightens every place she goes with her smile.

My incentive? Making a peaceful spirit second nature. And that is so worth the effort.

Happiness is a choice. Don’t let the outside world choose it for you.

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

Better than fame is still the wish for fame, the constant training for a glorious strife.

Against the background of this luminous and sparkling stage Bond stood in the sunshine and felt his mission to be incongruous and remote and his dark profession an affront to his fellow actors.

Friendship, "the wine of life," should, like a well-stocked cellar, be continually renewed.

I definitely want to win a gold medal, that should be everybody's goal.

What you want is the thing that critics love and audiences love, but that's the hardest thing to do.

In the light of one choice, we will sing with one voice.